Easy Money

Setting: Branch X of Enormous Evil Bank, downtown San Francisco. There are two male tellers and one female teller. Janna is making a deposit at the female teller’s station.

Female Teller: (to Janna) Just swipe your card here …

Guy A: (loudly, to Guy B) So I think I’m gonna go over to [unnamed town across the Bay] this weekend.
Guy B: (equally loudly, in response) Oh, yeah. The girls over there are real slutty.
Guy A: Yeah, seriously. I always head over there when I’m looking for a good time.

Female Teller: (to Janna) Ok, here’s your receipt. Have a great day.
Janna: (in response) Um, yeah. You too. Maybe your day would actually go better if you locked the Misogynist Losers in the vault. Is it airtight?

Filed under Evil Businesses, San Francisco, Theatre of the Absurd, Women Unite!

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