And Out Come the Crazies

craigslist gems of the week:

  • I am a late 20’s professional male looking for a cute girl to live in my 3 bedroom flat in North Beach and cook, clean and massage.
  • NO FUCKING DRUGS, no PETS no VEGANS OR SMOKERS welcome please , I am open very easy going
  • I’m a recently widowed, liberal, open-minded, bisexual, 33 year young, financially set, female who lives the alternate nudist/exhibitionist lifestyle … the only light duties that you will be required to do in exchange for FREE RENT living here are things like taking out the trash, skimming the pool, sweeping the garage, and driving my deceased husband’s Porsche 911 (which is parked in the garage) to keep the engine and tires in good condition.
  • No pets, no republicans
  • Rental range from $l,600 to $2,200 per month (suiting particular arrangements and perks) …This situation hosts quiet private accommodation for a guest, attached to a house with gracious (straight) gentlemen present
  • You must be environmentally friendly and must NOT be a Bush supporter!
  • $750 large room for rent girl only [funny only if you consider the colloquial definition of “rent boy” and imagine a gender swap]

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