What Does It Take To Get A Driver’s License?

Apparently not much:

Sequence of events:

  1. Driver locates prime parking spot, which is metered and therefore approximately 80% larger than his vehicle
  2. Driver approaches the spot at a stunningly bad angle, but manages to pull in thanks to the insanely large nature of the space
  3. Driver attempts to straighten out by pulling forward
  4. Driver completes straightening out maneuver by backing up at a bizarrely high speed
  5. Driver slams into the car behind him with a crash audible from at least a block away
  6. Driver inexplicably moves forward until he is within one inch of the car in front, and well outside the bounds of his enormous parking space
  7. Driver makes a weak karmic gesture by inspecting the bumper of the car behind him. He does not leave a note.

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1 Response So Far
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    Janna (canadian version) said,

    August 18, 2008 @ 7:41 am

    Question. Was said driver a he or a she?

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