Janna Love

I (heart) Jannas:

• Knitting Relaxes Me - Knitting Queen Janna. She went to high school in a suburb of Springfield, IL, just like me, and went to college at the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign. Just like me!
• JanzSpace - Canadian Janna. She’s 28 and likes to shop. Just like me! She also sings and dances. That’s way not like me, but way cool.
• Janna Long - Christian Rock Janna; also #1 Janna according to Google (not for long, says this Janna. I plan to corner the market).
• Janna Svenson - Naked Janna. Curiously, her rank is much lower than Janna Long’s. People really do value God over sex.
• Janna Levin - Smartypants Janna, who does research on fab stuff like astrophysics and chaos theory.  She inspires quotes like “Theoretical physicists don’t come much funkier than Janna Levin (London Times).”

The thoughts and opinions of Jannas do not necessarily reflect those of Janna, and vice versa. Jannas are a diverse bunch of rad women with a diverse bunch of worldviews. On the other hand, you can totally count on all Jannas to be hot, even if they are not silicone-enhanced Swedish models. Actually, especially if they are not silicone-enhanced Swedish models.

If you’re a Janna and want to represent, email me at janna [at] projectjanna [dot] com and I’ll add you.